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====== Server Operations Survival Guide: Lessons from the Trenches of Chaos ======

//"In the world of server ops, physics is your frenemy, and SCSI commands are Schrödinger's cat—handle with care."// ((AI-generated. See [[:Powerful Storage Devices]] for full context.))

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==== 1. Safe Interaction with the Operating System ====
**a. Command-Line Safety**
  * **Verify Before Execution**:
<code bash>
man [command]   # RTFM (Read The Fantastic Manual)
</code>
  * **Avoid "Dangerously" Flags**: Never trust ''<nowiki>--force</nowiki>'', ''<nowiki>--eject-dangerously</nowiki>'', or ''<nowiki>--launch-mode</nowiki>'' without peer review.
  * **Sandbox First**: Test risky commands in a VM or disposable container.

**b. Monitoring & Logging**
  * **Watch for Trouble**:
<code bash  >
dmesg -wH       # Real-time kernel logs
sudo tail -f /var/log/syslog
</code>
  * **Audit Everything**:
<code bash  >
auditctl -a always,exit -S all -F path=/dev/sd* -k storage_commands
</code>

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==== 2. Hardware Defense Preparation ====
**a. Choose Your Weapons**
  * **SSDs > HDDs**: Rotating disks are ticking time bombs.
  * **Vibration Dampening**: Mount drives on rubber grommets; use server racks with shock absorption.
  * **Faraday Cages**: Protect against EMPs, rogue RF signals, and nosy pigeons.

**b. Environmental Controls**
  * **Temperature**: Keep drives below 40°C (104°F).
  * **Humidity**: Aim for 40–60% to prevent tape swelling or static discharge.
  * **Fire Suppression**: Use inert gas (e.g., FM-200), not water.

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==== 3. Incident Response Training ====
**a. Emergency Protocol**
  - **Evacuate**: If hardware makes noises like a dying TIE fighter, RUN.
  - **Kill Power**: Use the big red button (literally install one).
  - **Call for Help**: Have emergency contacts for hardware vendors, lawyers, and therapists.

**b. Forensic Documentation**
  * **Photos**: Capture evidence of shrapnel, smoke, or suspicious ''sudo'' activity.
  * **Logs**: Preserve ''dmesg'', ''journalctl'', and command history.

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==== 4. Regular Incident Drills ====
**a. Quarterly "Disaster Day"**
  * Simulate scenarios:
    * **Disk Ejection**: Practice duck-and-cover maneuvers.
    * **Rogue SCSI Commands**: Role-play saying “I told you so” politely.
  * **Reward Survivors**: Give out "I Survived ''<nowiki>rm -rf /*</nowiki>''" stickers.

**b. Tabletop Exercises**
  * Discuss hypotheticals:
    * //"What if the CEO’s cat walks into the server room?"//
    * //"How to negotiate with a tape drive that’s unionizing?"//

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==== 5. Neighborhood Relationship Management ====
**a. Apology Baskets**
  * Include:
    * Earplugs (for server noise complaints).
    * Safety goggles (for flying disk shrapnel).
    * A fruitcake (as a peace offering).

**b. Community Safety**
  * **Shared Alerts**: Notify neighbors before testing ''<nowiki>eject --force</nowiki>''.
  * **Window Blast Shields**: Install in buildings downrange of your server room.

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==== 6. Hard Disk "Defragment" (Post-Apocalypse Edition) ====
**a. Physical Recovery**
  * **Shrapnel Collection**: Use tongs, not bare hands.
  * **Data Séance**: Hire a data recovery priest to chant ''dd_rescue'' over platter fragments.

**b. Prevention**
  * **RAID 60**: Because RAID 5 is for optimists.
  * **Backups**: Follow the 3-2-1 rule: 3 copies, 2 media types, 1 offsite (preferably on Mars).

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==== 7. Bonus: Critical Skills for Survival ====
**a. Vendor Management**
  * **Demand Firmware Audits**: Ask, //"Does this update include a ‘no orbital launch’ clause?"//
  * **Warranty Kung Fu**: Master phrases like //"This is clearly an act of firmware."//

**b. Mental Resilience**
  * **Meditation**: Chant ''<nowiki>sudo rm -rf /calm</nowiki>''.
  * **Peer Support**: Join a support group: //"Hi, I’m Bob, and I once typed ''<nowiki>:wq!</nowiki>'' on a production DB."//

**c. Legal Preparedness**
  * **Liability Waivers**: Have users sign //"I promise not to ''<nowiki>--force</nowiki>'' without adult supervision."//
  * **Insurance**: Ensure coverage for //"Kinetic data redistribution events."//

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==== 8. Final Wisdom ====
  * **The Ops Mantra**: *"Trust no SCSI command. Fear all vibrations. Hug your backups."*
  * **Remember**: Your greatest tool is **humility**—because even ''sudo'' can’t fix a disk embedded in the ceiling.

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**Appendices**
  * **Glossary**: [SCSI = Slowly Comprehending Systemic Implosions]
  * **Command Cheatsheet**: [Safe ''tar'' commands, verified by survivors]

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//May your uptime be high, your fragments few, and your neighbors forgiving.// 🛠️🔧
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